Janey Jan Jan‘s bot masterlist :3
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Everything outside of the mha fandom :3
smut, ANYpov, touchy and flirty, cnc-ish, strangers
It was a simple mission, the last step was for Toya to take the elevator to the top floor to access the pro heroes office, until you walked in the elevator last second causing the plan to be badly timed - after Spinner had cut off the power too early you were now stuck with Toya in the elevator… oh what ever could you do!
smut, dead dove, ANYpov, kinda lovesick user, Toya is mean and degrading, he will try to see how far user goes for him, he might have mood swings :( telling user he loves them but then hurts them, established relationship ("boyfriend Toya" it’s at least what he lets them call him)
Of course Toya loved them… well he loved the control he held over them, like a puppeteer pulling all their strings, it almost disgusted him, but he just couldn’t live without it, needing their al
smut, ANYpov, Toya uses degrading words and spit (spit play), rough and demanding, bot thinks consents is given, established relationship (strangers)
Toya was convinced you'd take anything he gives you - so he tests just how far he could go
angst, fluff, ANYpov, no name for the partner so it’s more ip to you :3, established relationship (best friends)
Toya really thought his current partner was the one, thought he found his happily after, so a big fight felt like his world turned upside down, seeking comfort he visits his best friend
smut, ANYpov, very touchy Toya, semi public sex - I mean could lead there will probably lead there, established relationship (strangers)
Meeting you in that nightclub, seeing you time and time again during the night, Toya just couldn’t get you out of his mind and now seeing you standing near the road - he took it upon himself to offer a shared cab… you looked way to irresistible sitting there next to him
angst, fluff, ANYpov, no quirk au, blood mention since user is a vampire, a bit of eating habits mentioned, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Toya didn’t know at first you were a vampire, but seeing how you practically starved yourself he had to force you to drink his blood!
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, traumatized Toya, mention of blood and wounds, Toya dreamed of another world where user died, user is not actually dead, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
It had all felt too real - Toya watched as you bled out and just when he was ready to accept a new life without his loved one, he wakes up in a hospital bed with you next to him - how come the last few weeks were nothing but a dream?
fluff, smut, ANYpov, multi-bot: with Keigo, established relationship (boyfriend Keigo and Toya)
Who would have thought that Toya would take a little joke this far, even dragging Keigo into the bunny-butler outfit - worst part? they looked good in these outifts and they knew it
angst, fluff, ANYpov, established relationship (childhood friends)
It has always been you and Toya, whenever he got hurt or things would overwhelm him, he would seek comfort with you, even years later he still seeks your presence whenever he feels lost
angst, smut, dead dove, ANYpov, PDA :3, forceful and jealous Toya, a lil crazy, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Oh that guy in the bar shouldn’t have looked at you - Toya doesn’t share what’s his and he’d make sure you and everyone else knew it
smut, dead dove, ANYpov, jealous and forceful, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
You were meant to be around Toya all the time - now having you out of reach all day was not his vision, time to remind you who owes you :3
angst, ANYpov, spoilers to Shoto’s ranking in the timeskip, Toya’s past is mentioned so be warned about trauma and neglect, intro refers to Toya as Dabi - since he believes he lives as Dabi now, established relationship (childhood friends)
Toya had always been the forgotten child in his family, seeing the Todoroki family celebrating Shoto’s high pro hero ranking had brought back some memories - was “Toya” just a forgotten child?
smut, ANYpov, FORCED INTOXICATION - HE WILL MAKE YOU DRINK MORE, alcohol abuse, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Oh Toya couldn’t let you off with just a bit of liquor… oh you can’t handle much? Well then it’s time to build up a tolerance
smut, ANYpov, possessive, forceful, established relationship (boyfriend Toya
Coming home with those bite marks to make Toya jealous wasn’t the best idea, someone as possessive as him would make sure you don’t forget who you belong to
smut, ANYpov, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Seeing you sit there next to Toya, thighs revealed, just drove him crazy and a little taste of them wouldn’t hurt right?
angst, fluff, ANYpov, non villain Toya, mention of scars and insecurities because of them, established relationship (husband Toya)
After feeling like a disappointment all his life he tried to impress his dad by being just like him, getting into a quirk marriage with you was supposed to be all about buisness, yet Toya can’t help himself and love you more and more each day
smut, ANYpov, multi-bot: with Tomura Shigariki, jealous Tomura and Toya, might turn more possessive and forceful uwu, no established relationship
After joining the league Toya and Tomura started fighting for your attention, making up more and more excuses and even talking bad about the other - until they ended up pulling on you, demanding your full attention
angst, fluff, ANYpov, mention of trauma and abuse, possible mention of his backstory, no established relationship
You overheard Toya talk in his sleep until he practically jumped off the bed when he woke up, drenched in sweat and a panic on his face
angst, smut, ANYpov, very toxic and manipulative Toya, a little bit open ended, established relationship (ex-boyfriend Toya)
You knew how toxic he was - yet even after breaking up you couldn’t stop thinking about him and went back, but breaking up with him had consequences
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, very toxic Toya, mention of alcohol abuse, mention of vomiting, established relationship (boyfriend Toya who breaks up with you)
Your self destructive ways of coping started to drive Toya insane and made him feel trapped, he needed a way out and while getting drunk together he flat out tells you that he doesn’t love you anymore…
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of murder, burns, possible forceful and toxic Toya, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Toya promised you to be better for you and leave his villainous acts in the past, yet you watch him sneak out every night
fluff, ANYpov, semi established relationship (lover Toya)
It was difficult to love the one who stole Toya’s heart to his fullest extent since he’s a villain, but just sometimes, when talking to you, he wished he could be so much more for you
angst, ANYpov, jealous and violent Toya, no established relationship
Seeing endeavors new hero sidekick made Toya jealous, what was it that they had that Toya didn’t have back then?
angst, ANYpov, mention of Toya’s past and trauma, abusive Toya, a lil ooc Toya who doesn’t burn people for fun, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
watching you with those marks and tears caused by Toya made him realize just how abusive he was and how badly he wanted to just start from the top
smut, ANYpov, nsfw intro, 'hungry Toya', established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
While making out, Toya’s kiss slowly started to lead more southbound and his hunger for a taste grew
smut, ANYpov, a bit forceful Toya, mention of burns and violence (cus it’s Toya), established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Toya needs to fuck your brains out before he goes on the battlefield tomorrow!
smut, dead dove, ANYpov, a bit forceful Toya, mention of alcohol, not established relationship
After a successful mission, Toya decided it was a great idea to visit a bar to celebrate. With a bottle in hand he suddenly demands of you to open your mouth so he can pour some tequila down your throat
angst, smut, ANYpov, nsfw intro, cheating Toya, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Maybe Toya had slipped up a bit and ended up with the no. 2 hero under the covers and that more then once, not wanting to give up either of you, he continues seeing both you and Hawks, which worked well until he moaned Hawks real name...
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mentioned of burns and violence (since its Toya), violent and aggressive Toya (could end up in user's death if hes too provoked), non established relationship
The HPSC had sent many heroes out to capture the villain 'Dabi', one of those heroes is you, but after hearing about Toya's past and seeing his rundown hideout... could you really just capture someone like him? a broken soul that needs guidance and support
angst, fluff, ANYpov, mentions of: wounds, loose skin, burns, staples put into the skin (just everything that effects Toya), semi established relationship (user is part of the lov and gets somewhat of along with Toya)
After a long and exhausting mission, in which Toya completely overused his quirk again, he comes back to the hideout with his skin grafts loose, but he’s too exhausted to take care of it himself
kinda smut, ANYpov, Toya is very dreamy and has problems telling what’s real and what’s a dream
Life was hazy and all the days melted together to one big blur, during the night Toya kept dreaming about this one person and one day, walking through the streets as usual, he saw you and you looked so much like that person out of his dreams…
fluff, ANYpov, nsfw intro, semi established relationship
After hooking up with a villain you kind of forgot to leave before you fell asleep, now in the morning he greets you like the nicest person alive?
dead dove, ANYpov, mention of blood and burns, user is badly hurt, user is meant to not fight back at first (in initial message) why is up to you, established relationship (enemies)
Toya wanted you dead, he saw you on patrol with Endeavor and knew he had the perfect opportunity to hurt someone that had potential in Endeavor’s eyes… but after you barely fought back, he wasn’t sure if he could still do it
smut, dead dove, ANYpov, forceful and degrading, this will most likely end up in non/dub con, established relationship (ex-boyfriend)
You and Toya always fought about everything, sometimes even fighting about that you two fight so much and after the most recent fight Toya had enough, he storms to your place and breaks up with you…you begged for another chance and he couldn’t help himself and take your 'do everything for you' literal
angst, smut, dead dove, ANYpov, void in blue is a reference to depression/ feeling of sad emptiness, mention of coping through sex from both sides (hyper sexual), mention of substance abuse in inital message (one sentence), self harm through on purpose burning, toxic relationship, semi established relationship (friends with benefits)
This endless depressing emptiness Toya felt everyday was suffocating, the only thing that ever made him feel something was chasing pleasure with you…
smut, ANYpov, sub and needy Toya, could lead to public … (idk if the filter lets me be so direct), tipsy Toya and user, semi-established relationship (kind of a friendship with benefits situation but could also be lovers situation)
Who could have guessed Toya would get so needy even on the dance floor just by grabbing on his neck… and even after acting all tough just a few minutes ago, he was starting to beg now
smut, ANYpov, dom Toya, 69 :3, established relationship (boyfriend Toya)
Toya didn’t like your bratty attitude, so obviously he had to make you behave with his tongue and mouth - and while you two were at it why not make you use your mouth too?
angst, smut, dead dove, ANYpov, slightly manipulative, substance abuse, spoiler to his backstory(season 6-7), touchy Toya
Toya always chased a high, if it wasn’t through drugs it was you… just being with you wasn’t enough after some time anymore so he started to chase more highs in your relationship
fluff, ANYpov, fluffy sleepy Toya, established relationship (boyfriend Toya :3)
Life has been stressful and you barely got any sleep in… Toya noticed how you were always way longer awake then him, so time to talk about it and help you
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, possible death of char (if you go so far), violence, blood
As a pro-hero it was your job to catch villains, it’s been a while now since you started chasing Dabi, the villain the HPSC wanted to either catch or even eliminate… it didn’t really matter to them. The only thing you knew was that Dabi can be a real danger and finally you were able to catch him… now what?
smut, dead dove, ANYpov, A bit forceful touching (char shouldn’t condone in non or dubcon but be warned it could still happen), praising, light power play (from char)
God your endless talking was nothing but a nuisance to Toya, he just wanted you to shut up… and did he get a great idea for that…
smut, ANYpov, praising, teasing
Your boyfriend got really annoyed of how much time you spend on your school work, so time to change that :P
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere like themes, kidnapping, possible dub-/non-con, mention of burns, possible violence, possible mention of abuse
After being nice to that stranger that ran into you, you kept running into him…strange… and after a while you suddenly wake up in in unknown place with that same stranger infront of you… you barely knew his name?
fluff, ANYpov, possible mention of burns, abuse etc through Dabis backstory
After you bought and brought home a plushy of your boyfriend, even tho you tried to hide it, he finds out and teases you a bit… but he seems to find it charming?
fluff, ANYpov
Dabi found you a random day in a random alleyway, something about you seemed interesting to him but instead of admitting that he „bribes“ you with money to stay (he doesn’t wanna admit he likes pampering you like a sugar baby ;) )
angst, fluff, ANYpov, emotional, mention of anxiety, insecurities, burn marks
You and Toya have been meeting late at night in his own hideout the past few weeks to cuddle and enjoy eachothers company, out of the blue he asks you about your relationship.
angst, smut, ANYpov, violence, mention of abuse, mention of burns (i mean we’re talking about Dabi), angry Dabi
Dabi ran into you one day after the incident at Sekoto Peak, where he almost burned himself to ashes having very very slowly opened up to you you both find an old rundown apartment living in there together. One night you wake up to Dabi mumbling to himself completely covered in his own flames after a nightmare of his past…
angst, fluff, smut, ANYpov, might end up in smut quickly depending on the rp, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
A mission in America teared Katsuki away from his dearest, the only solution to his want were these calls, but with his mission taking up most of his day and their timezones being different, Katsuki would call when they were already asleep, oh how he wanted to just run to them - the way home? Expensive. Expectations? High. Yet all he wanted was to be there with them… so he took a flight back home
angst, smut, dead dove, MALEpov, light nsfw & longer intro, MLM, internalized homophobia from Katsuki, male user but intro uses they/them, established relationship (friends)
Katsuki always thought of himself as so high and mighty, yet as he felt that dizzy love for another man he doubt himself - this love wasn’t 'right' was it?
angst, fluff, ANYpov, a bit of a meanie who’s actually head over heels in love with user, established relationship (husband Katsuki)
To improve his public image Katsuki married you, now even though it was supposed to be a marriage of convenience, he couldn’t help but fall in love with you
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of death, Katsuki dreamed of user dying and is now horrified, user is not actually dead, slightly traumatized Katsuki, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
one second Katsuki watched his lover die, the next second he wakes up in a hospital bed with them next to him, talking about his coma - as happy as he was that they are not actually dead, Katsuki couldn't forget the imagine of his dead lover
fluff, smut, ANYpov, smutty gentle Katsuki, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
Katsuki is known to be grumpy and rough, but coming home after work today made him want a softer connection for atleast tonight
smut, ANYpov, kind of CNC, forceful Katsuki with degrading words, established relationship ([sugar daddy] - boyfriend Katsuki)
Control over his partner gave Katsuki a power trip and promising money for receiving pleasure seem to not only affect him but also you
angst, smut, ANYpov, more open ended and what name he uses is up to you, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
Maybe it was the hero fame getting to him, but just when your name should have left his lips, Katsuki moans another name…
smut, ANYpov, semi nsfw intro, kind of forceful, bot thinks consent is given!, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
work was frustrating today, so as he got home Katsuki thought of one good way to release some stress
angst, ANYpov, user kinda plays as deku during the anime, semi established relationship (friends/rivals)
All he wants is to start over with you again, your bully Katsuki suddenly wanted to talk to you…
angst, ANYpov, manga hero ranking spoiler, jealous Katsuki, possible cold and aggressive Katsuki, no established relationship
Of course Katsuki was jealous of the new no.1 hero, not only were they higher ranked then him, no they were also more popular with civilians and other heroes
angst, smut, ANYpov, nsfw intro, manipulative Katsuki, established relationship (friends with benefits)
Katsuki always told you those sweet lies, talking about how much he loves and adores you, even though he was married to another
smut, ANYpov, slightly nsfw intro, forceful Katsuki, semi established relationship (friendship with benefits kinda relationship)
Katsuki has to join the fight against All for one tomorrow, the heroes got warned that this might be a suicide mission, but as determined as Katsuki is, he couldn’t decline this job, so to make his possible last day count he’s gonna fuck your brains out!
slight smut, ANYpov, easily flustered Katsuki, established relationship (user is fan of Katsuki)
You always were a big fan of the pro hero Dynamight and after getting rescued by him you finally got the chance to ask for an autograph… on your body!
smut, fluff, ANYpov, slightly subby/flustered Katsuki, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
You had mentioned the Pocky game a while back and noticed how much Katsuki actually flustered as you explained the game, after dismissing you as stupid you never talked about it again… until he came up to you with pocky sticks, declaring he would win anything you throw at him
angst, smut, ANYpov, dead dove, void in blue is a reference to depression/feeling of emptiness, coping through sex from char could also be from user (hypersexual), the scenario starts with users consent given!
Katsuki needed nothing more but to forget this sickening feeling… and hooking up with you seemed to do the trick
smut, ANYpov, thigh obsessed Katsuki, semi-established relationship (you knew eachother beforehand, how is up to you)
Despite his rude way around others, Katsuki seemed just a bit nicer in comparison to you and while having a seemingly normal conversation, he couldn’t stop looking at your thighs, itching to squeeze them… or be squeezed between them
comedy, fluff, ANYpov, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
You could have sworn you left your hoodie at Katsuki’s place, but he was adamant that he didn’t have it.. that was until you came over spontaneously just to see him in your hoodie!
smutty smut, ANYpov, possessive Katsuki, rough touches, semi established relationship (friends with benefits)
You and Katsuki had a difficult relationship, you slept with eachother but that’s it, despite that he seemed very possessive and when asked about it he gets all defensive - after another fight, you went out and got with someone else who left bite and scratch marks all over you… and Katsuki raged when he saw them and had to prove his marks would be more evident
angst, smut, dead dove, ANYpov, void in blue is a reference to depression/feeling of an emptiness, mention of coping through sex (hyper sexual), toxic Katsuki, semi established relationship (friends with benefits)
Katsuki only ever knew two emotions : anger and that suffocating emptiness, he only ever channeled his anger when he tried to suppress this inner void, but now, after meeting you during his nightly exploration he could actually forget this feeling of ‘nothing’ momentarily, by chasing pleasure instead - and he started to get addicted to it, so much so that the effect seemed to last shorter
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, alcohol abuse, tried/thought of suicide mention, mention of vomit, toxic Katsuki, a bit of talking for user at the beginning, semi established relationship (kinda ex-boyfriend Katsuki)
You struggled with a lot of mental issues, always getting drunk to forget about them, Katsuki was always there for you and after a while you two start dating, now months later he seems to not care anymore and while both you get drunk he casually mentions that he doesn’t love you anymore
fluff, ANYpov, kinda mean Katsuki who hates on your cooking (but is very adamant that you have to try his cooking, semi-established relationship (platonic but Katsuki seems really touchy?)
you tried to surprise Katsuki with some spicy ramen, his favorite, but somehow managed to completely ruin everything about it, as he sees this he obviously has to ‘fix it’ - just to show you how it’s done no other reason!
comedy, fluff, ANYpov, alcohol mention obv, drunk Katsuki and user, Katsuki also has the scar he has on the pic (I never actually saw official after-war Katsuki oops), touchy Katsuki, established relationship (boyfriend Katsuki)
you and Katsuki finally had some spare time to spend together and as much as he seemed against the idea, you two were enjoying eachother
fluff, smut, ANYpov, man boobs, teasing Katsuki, more explicit words since it’s Katsuki but no slurs, little manga spoiler for his hero ranking he tends to brag about it, non-established relationship
Katsuki knew how much you liked men with big chests, coincidentally he also trained his chest more often now - so now while relaxing on the couch with you, he had to tease you with his ‘man boobs’
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, hanahaki, blood, mention of vomit, possible death of char, more explicit words since it’s Katsuki he should not be using slurs please tell me if he does!!
Katsuki has had troubles breathing recently and often woke up with random flower petals around him… as you came over to give him some soup to feel better he felt like something was filling his lungs, in the bathroom he started to cough blood and flower petals… did he really get that fictional disease that comes from unrequited love? - Hanahaki -
angst, smut, ANYpov, non-established relationship, playboy Katsuki, more explicit words since it’s Katsuki (he should not be using slurs please tell me if he does!!!)
You and Katsuki have been “dating” for a while… problem is Katsuki is known to be a playboy, he did stop seeing other people after meeting you… for about a month, afterwards he started to see other people again…
fluff, ANYpov, non-established relationship, may contain more explicit words since it’s Katsuki :)
The damn flu got you and after even the most mundane things felt tiring you call Katsuki over, a bit grumpy he agrees to take care of you, he did come over pretty quick and with a lot of stuff and wanting to cook for you
fluff, dead dove, ANYpov, slight manga spoiler cus of his hero ranking + hero costume
waking up in the morning, Katsuki suddenly felt a warm feeling, one he knew from when he was in his teens… after smiling at a message from you and being all giddy to see you, he came to the conclusion.. he might have fallen in love with you overnight!?!?
ANYpov, mention of insecurities, possible harm through his quirk
Katsuki was born with a powerful quirk and dreamed about becoming a pro-hero, but he could never control his quirk, leaving him as a simple civilian, there was that one pro-hero he really admired…you
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere like themes, murder, blood, violence, possible non-/dubcon, possible manga spoilers
You wake up in the basement of the boy you once knew from U.A, the one you talked with even tho everyone called him too hostile, suddenly he looks at you with a dangerous look… and a body bag next to you on the floor… and suddenly you start to worry about your boyfriend…
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, manga spoiler (mainly because of the hero ranking), mention of abuse, insecure char, possible mention of violence
Your boyfriend Katsuki has been very frustrated about his hero ranking, so much so that he’s been lashing out a lot, especially at you, so you confront him about it
fluff, ANYpov, manga/Anime Spoiler
Katsuki earned through his hero work way too much money and doesn’t know what to do with it… he heard of people that stay with you for money… sugar babies? Why not try that?
angst, fluff, ANYpov, commitment issues
You and Katsuki have been dating for a long while but he always avoids the topic around others…can you convince him to open up?
angst, fluff, dead dove, ANYpov, anger issues, possible mention of anxiety
You and Katsuki have been friends for a long while, after letting yourself in his apartment you hear a …sobbing? out of his bedroom
angst, fluff, dead dove, ANYpov, manga spoilers, violence (you’re fighting him after all), aggressive behavior, blood, gore, possible mention of mental health problems such as anxiety or depression
Katsuki and you were friends in UA you kept in touch after graduation mostly over the phone but lately you’ve been colder…more distant…Katsuki knew something was bothering you…so trying to help you he support you in the only way he knows how to deal with emotions: Fighting, he calls you over to his hero agency to spar him
angst, fluff, ANYpov, Tomura's disability is not really specified just described as "some pain during most movements" so its a bit open but also something is given already :3, no established relationship
War was over, many years and a lot of rehabilitation later, Tomura was free to roam society - but he was left disabled, needing you as a care taker
fluff, ANYpov, 420 activities, established relationship (best friends)
Somewhere down the line, Tomura had picked up a habit of smoking - typically smoking in the confines of his own four walls, but this time, Tomura had the idea of playing the bad influence
smut, ANYpov, kinda forceful, no established relationship
Tomura definitely had an interest in you, but a villain like him couldn’t just show the pure desire he felt around you, so he’d hide his feelings behind money, promising every little trinket you could ever want for some pleasure
fluff, ANYpov, kinda creepy behavior, established relationship (met throught the league)
The new recruit had captured Tomura's attention, this was the first time he had ever felt such a warm fuzzy feeling, not knowing how to express his interest, Tomura starts starring at the new recruit in a creepy way and treats them nicer then any other League member
smut, ANYpov, multi-bot: with Toya Todoroki, jealous Tomura and Toya, might turn more possessive and forceful uwu, no established relationship
After joining the league Toya and Tomura started fighting for your attention, making up more and more excuses and even talking bad about the other - until they ended up pulling on you, demanding your full attention
angst, ANYpov, frustrated Tomura, no established relationship
Tomura had a crush on you, but since it’s his first crush ever he believes the ‘symptoms' are just the side effects of a cold - even All for one tried to convince him that’s it’s nothing - curiosity came over him and he needed to know what those odd feelings were
comdey, fluff, ANYpov, mention of alcohol, drunk Tomura, no established relationship
As grumpy as he could be sometimes, Tomura was enjoying himself at the bar you picked out, now being the only ones left and with a few drinks down, the conversation started to turn into one of those party-drinking games
smut, ANYpov, a bit forceful Tomura, could be dub/non con, semi established relationship (friends with benefits kinda relationship)
Tomorrow might be Tomura's last day alive, so before he goes on this suicide mission he wants to fuck your brains out
angst, smut, ANYpov, slightly nsfw intro, pathetic and begging Tomura :D, established relationship (boyfriend Tomura)
Even though Tomura tried to keep your relationship a secret, he couldn‘t help and feel jealous whenever you were too close to others
comedy, fluff, ANYpov, possible mention of violence due to his quirk and past
You got stuck with the villain Tomura Shigaraki and you’re supposed to rehabilitate him… it wouldn’t be such a problem if he would actually listen to anything you say
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, spoiler to his animated backstory, mention of abuse, Trauma and grooming (all for one manipulating child Tomura), established relationship (stranger/enemies)
This new villain with a powerful quirk was a danger to everyone and himself, someone with such a quirk shouldn’t exist? And as you finally captured him, while trying to talk to him you find out more and more about his past and just how messed up his situation is… can you help out of this?
angst, smut, dead dove, ANYpov, void in blue is a reference to depression/feeling of emptiness, coping through sex from both sides (hypersexual), mentioning of murder since it’s Tomura (indirect), semi established relationship (friends with benefits)
even decay and destruction couldn’t make Tomura forget about this sickening void, nothing ever helped… until he met you, you seemed to relate and after showing his vulnerable side, his more intimate side to you, he couldn’t stop wanting this feeling to last forever, the pure bliss after sex…
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, established relationship (enemies)
After getting chased down by you… there was this red string connecting you two, everyone knew the myth about the red string that connected soulmates, Tomura just never expected to have a soulmate… especially not you
smut, ANYpov, awkward shiggy
Knowing about Tomura’s past and his status, it suprised you just how scared and insecure Tomura really was about intimacy
fluff, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of abuse and trauma
After everything Tomura went through, the last thing he expected was to ‘adopt’ someone that is in a similar position as he was back then…
smut, ANYpov, teasing Tomura, non-established relationship
you saw a silly trend on tiktok where people send others a picture and they have to recreate it - often leading to pictures of nice biceps, so you did the same with Tomura, despite him having slim arms… now a few years later, he remembered that silly idea of yours and sends you an updated version :O
angst, fluff, dead dove, ANYpov, user is pregnant in this one but I’ll keep using non-binary pronouns (it’s a world with quirks so likeeee…), mention of abuse, animated backstory of Tomura
Tomura never thought about having his own kids, especially thinking back to his childhood he was scared that this old angry man might be a part of him and would corrupt his own kids, he wasn’t even sure if you could get pregnant… until you announced that you were
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, Final war Tomura (white hair), trauma, mention of abuse and violence, season 7 spoilers but I avoided the manga
it’s been about 8 years now since the war, with almost 30 and everything that happened, Tomura often thinks about his past and about his two abusive father figures (his bio. dad and afo) he had - what if he turns out like them?
angst, smut, ANYpov, possibly manipulative Tomura, possible violence
You and Tomura had “something” going on… while being more manipulative when sober, he treated you like royalty when he was high
angst, fluff, ANYpov, could contain parts of his backstory (only his animated one no manga spoilers dw)
It has been a while since you joined the League, Tomura seemed to avoid you all the time… but this night he walked into your room in the middle of the night, something has been on his mind and all he wants right now is to not feel alone
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, possible death of user (ofc avoidable through either any kind of invincibility or just good convincing), mention of violence, mention of death and murder (also Tomura’s past)
You got along pretty well with all the members from the league, especially with Tomura, but as you walk inside the hideout you hear a conversation between Dabi and Tomura, in which Tomura talks about using his decay on … you
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, manga spoiler, mention of: murder, death, violence, trauma and possible mention of abuse, also slight hint at age-regress or just slow mental aging
About 20 years ago, you heard about an incident that included All-for-one…and a boy that was just about the same age as you were back then, after becoming a hero, a very successful hero, who’s been climbing up the rankings faster then anyone else before, paparazzi has been in your neck to find any kind of imperfections and asking you about past incidents, like the incident at the Shimura house… the one with the boy you still worry about till this day
fluff, ANYpov
You told Tomura about that whole Valentine’s Day ordeal, he wasn’t really convinced, considering how you mentioned it’s something mostly for „couples“ and you two never established your relationship…. Nevertheless he prepared a little dinner at his hideout for you!
fluff, ANYpov, sassy shigaraki, possible mention of violence due to his quirk
Something about you fascinated Tomura, the itching was a bit less around you… and he didn’t want to destroy you no matter how much you annoyed him. Being the leader of the League actually made some good money… so why not spend it on you… just to make you shut up of course… no other reason
smut, ANYpov, submissive Tomura, established relationship (boyfriend shiggy), Loser Shiggy (blue haired)
After trying to convince your boyfriend for days now, to dress up in that bunny costume, you saw in a shop window once, he finally did it… not fully sure if he’s embarrassed or… flustered~
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, Hanahaki (vomits flowers), mention of vomit/ coughing flower petals, mention of blood, potential death of char
love was really one of Himiko‘s weakness and ever since she fell in love with you she can’t help but cough up flower petals… it was that fictional sickness wasn’t it?
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere-like themes, a bit of talking for user in the inital message and a lot about eyes, himiko has trust issues
This villain you saw during patrols had the most beautiful eyes ever… it was a contradiction, how someone ‘on the dark side’ could have so beautiful eyes.. eyes like an angel, your Angel <3
angst, ANYpov, mention of blood
your girlfriend really tried to hide her true identity from you, her hunger for blood and those fangs? A vampire? never it was just a quirk… really!
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of blood, violence, murder, angsty himiko, serious there’s like a lot of blood mentioned and a bit of the sound of it and gore
you went with Himiko to middle school, even becoming one of her best friends, you knew about the struggles she had because of her quirk, but never could have guessed she’d kill someone, especially not her crush… now years later you meet her again…
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of blood, death of maybe user and/or char but both are avoidable of course, Toga is a stranger so the initial message refers to her as Toga, a bit of a spoiler for her backstory but nothing else
Toga was always told her way to live was wrong and disgusting, but after joining the League and watching you from a distant… she couldn’t help but admire you, until she found you bleeding out in a warehouse… for the first time she actually wanted to give blood…
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of blood and violence due to her quirk, initial message calls her “Toga” since you and her are somewhat of strangers
You’ve been fighting this villain numerous times… and each time all she did was maybe take a little blood and she didn’t even use your blood for any crime… now here she is almost crying talking about dates and love?
dead dove, ANYpov, mention of blood, stalking, possible violence
Himiko has been watching you from a distant, you often woke up with bruises… weird…
fluff, ANYpov, mentions of blood, blood drinking, possible mention of violence due to Himiko wanting to drink your blood
Living with the League paid surprisingly well, so Himiko started to look into paying someone for their blood, considering she loves it way more than money
angst, smut, dead dove, ANYpov, Void in blue is a reference to depression/an inner feeling of emptiness, coping through sex (hypersexual), no established relationship
The constant pressure of his ‘villainous quirk' and the desire to be a hero filled Hitoshi with an emptiness… small victories were worth nothing he needed to capture bigger villains, he wanted to prove himself, the only person that never seemed to look down on him was you, being around you gave Hitoshi a high, one he tried to top more and more
angst, ANYpov, insecure Hitoshi, no established relationship
Life was messy, Hitoshi made one mistake and now there were rumors everywhere about his villainous quirk. Desperate to get away he asks the only person that still trusted him to just escape from everything
angst, ANYpov, lil bit more open ended, mention of alcohol but user can decide if they drank anything, established relationship (ex boyfriend Hitoshi)
you both broke up and promised eachother to stay friends - but after a while Hitoshi can’t help and noticing how you distant yourself more and more…
comedy, fluff, ANYpov, established relationship (boyfriend Hitoshi)
Your boyfriend came over last night and after he left the next day you favorite hoodie was gone! Just when you thought about suprise visiting Hitoshi, you saw the hoodie again ON HIM
smut, ANYpov, mean Hitoshi, kinda established relationship (enemies with benefits)
For bystanders it always seemed like Hitoshi and you hated eachother, treating eachother like shit during the day, but somehow you always end up inside his bed…
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere like themes, violence, short-tempered Hitoshi, manipulative Hitoshi, mention of bruises (a bit open the exact details to those bruises are up to)
waking up in a room with that pro-hero you met a few times before was not something you thought would happen, you have no idea how long it already has been since you got down here… and Hitoshi really didn’t seem to appreciate any kind of disagreements
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of violence, mention of murder, brainwashed Hitoshi trying to kill you, quirkless Hitoshi
it was so calm, so slow today… a nice change for once, but just as the saying “the calm before the storm” says.. after a peaceful period follows a period filled with chaos, All for one stole Hitoshi’s quirk, brainwashing him to send him after you
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of overdosing, mention of suicide/thoughts of suicide, violence, trauma, user is in a dark place, user doesn’t have to die it’s up to you
last year’s Valentine’s Day was…awful, having almost killed Hitoshi after an attack from All for one, you were left with flashbacks, guilt and fear, after even therapy didn’t help much and this year’s Valentine’s Day approached, you decided this should be you last Valentine’s Day and as some kind of cruel joke, Hitoshi was just on his way to your apartment, calling you just second after you took the oxycodone..
smut, ANYpov, teasing, uh uh sleep deprived man is horny, possible dub/non con
Your boyfriend noticed how you did a lot of things as soon as he offers money for it, so now he tries to test out your limits
fluff, ANYpov, drunk char, mention of commitment issues
Your boyfriend was never really that affectionate, but after he came back from a bar, utterly shitfaced, he started to cling onto you like a lifeline
fluff, ANYpov
You had a big problem falling asleep at night and also actually feeling rested after sleeping, Hitoshi found you awake at night as he woke up around 4 am, knowing how difficult it can be for you…
smut, dead dove, ANYpov, bite marks :3, possible somnophilia due to him biting you while you sleep
After your boyfriend has been sleeping over for a while you’ve been waking up with these strange marks… wait bite marks?… did he seriously bite you while you were sleeping?
smut, ANYpov, needy bottom tamaki, (despite popular belief he does not knot mainly cus I don’t know much about abo and the surrounding autonomy panic-), established relationship (boyfriend Tamaki)
Taking care of your catboy boyfriend was definitely a bit of a challenge, especially if he was so needy and in 'heat’
fluff, ANYpov, stoner Tamaki, established relationship (best friends)
Life was hectic and chaotic and with an anxious personality like Tamaki’s, someone would easily end up overwhelmed - so to prevent a burn out it was time to relax with his favorite person and some herbs :3
angst, dead dove, smut, ANYpov, Void in blue is a reference to depression/ feeling of emptiness, using sex to cope (hypersexual), semi established relationship (one night stand/ friends with benefits)
What better way to fill an emptiness then with pleasure, feeling joyful around you made Tamaki want more then simple touches
smut, ANYpov, mention of alcohol, slightly smutty, semi-established relationship (Tamaki has a crush on you :3)
Even a shy introvert like Tamaki gets easily affected by alcohol, especially around someone so interesting
angst, ANYpov, insecure Tamaki, non established relationship
Tamaki always had troubles talking with others, always scared he’s gonna mess something up, now after his failed interview as a sidekick he really feels like he’s doing something wrong…
fluff, ANYpov
Just yesterday, Tamaki asked you if he could be your boyfriend.. today is the first day of the new offical couple!
fluff, ANYpov, non-established relationship
it’s Tamaki’s birthday! So you tried to make cupcakes for him… but something went wrong and they turned out awful - so Tamaki helps making new ones :3
fluff-smut, ANYpov, sub and flustered Tamaki :3, kinda short-ish intro straight to the point
Your boyfriend has been training a lot and his chest was getting bigger - he was getting man boobs - so of course you had to enjoy them… and make him a bit flustered :)
fluff, ANYpov, Possible mention of blood since you’re in your period
You told your boyfriend that you’re on your period, almost immediately he disappears… but he comes back with some stuff from the store… might be a bit cliché but he got you a heating blanket, some snacks, a fluffy hoodie and much more to take care of you
fluff, ANYpov, kidnapping (already in the intro), Yandere themes obviously such as: drug usage, manipulation, threats, violence, possible non or dun con, etc.
He didn’t know what to do with all his money he got through his hero work, you two always have been close to eachother…so why not spend his money on his secret crush?
dead dove, ANYpov, kidnapping (already in the intro), Yandere themes obviously such as: drug usage, manipulation, threats, violence, possible non or dun con, etc.
you were the only person Tamaki could talk to without getting too nervous, so after graduation and seeing you starting your own life he did the only logical thing… kidnap you~
fluff, smut, ANYpov, multi-bot: with Toya Todoroki, established relationship (boyfriend Keigo and Toya)
Who would have thought that Toya would take a little joke this far, even dragging Keigo into the bunny-butler outfit - worst part? they looked good in these outifts and they knew it
comedy, could turn into smut if provoked :3, ANYpov, established relationship (boyfriend Keigo)
Seeing Keigo in the dress yesterday was definitely fun, but with no tag, they couldn’t return the dress anymore, well Keigo had an idea on how to get more out of the dress - let you wear it!
fluff, ANYpov, hopeless romantic, semi established relationship ('lover' Keigo)
A hero shouldn’t love a villain, yet Keigo couldn’t help himself, meeting up when the sun set and enjoying the moments together had him dreaming for more
angst, dead dove, smut, ANYpov, Void in Blue is a reference to depression/an inner feeling of emptiness, coping through sex (hypersexual), mention of alcohol, tipsy sex, possible dub/non con (bot thinks consent is given), no established relationship
After every disappointment in his life Keigo chased one high after another, his newest high got you and your body Involved
angst, smut, ANYpov, horny bird, could be forceful, possible dub/non con, established relationship (boyfriend Keigo)
Keigo needed to fuck your brains out before tomorrow’s mission… see it as a bucket list thing
angst, smut, ANYpov, playboy Keigo, might be dub/ non con since hes very possessive, semi established relationship
Keigo is known to be a playboy, a reputation that isn't surprising for the no.2 hero. Among many people that kept him 'entertained' was you and you really seemd to get under his skin sometimes
comedy, fluff, ANYpov, mention of alcohol, drunk Keigo, user can be sober or as drunk as wanted, it’s close to spring so Keigo might try to mate :3 , established relationship (boyfriend Keigo)
After going out, you and Keigo both got drunk and suddenly he started to believe he’s an eagle trapped in a human body… and you were his mate that was struck by the same faith
fluff, ANYpov, (boyfriend keigo)
you’ve been sick for a while now, constantly sweating and then seconds later you’re freezing… and no matter how many times you told Keigo to stay away, so he won’t get sick as well, he kept persisting to stay with you in bed
fluff, smut, ANYpov, established relationship (boyfriend Keigo)
you dared Keigo to wear a maid dress, of course he didn’t agree at first, but calling him a chicken for not doing it… that really annoyed him, he had to prove them wrong now!
comedy, ANYpov
„No birdie really… this… this is some damn good chicken“ Keigo convinced you to go on a date at that new Restaurant that specifies in chicken… it would be kinda cute, if he would have these ironic wings…
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere-like themes obv., mention of stalking, possible violence, possible noncon if you deny him too much, semi-established relationship (known eachother)
it’s not like you didn’t show any interest in the no.2 hero, who was not only good at what he did but also good looking, who wouldn’t think he’s kinda hot? Plus he’s charming and has great humor, but can still have deeper conversations and… but having him outside your door knocking aggressively to let him inside… that was not what you had in mind
fluff, ANYpov
your boyfriend was hella rich from his hero work, so of course he would spoil you with all sorts of stuff
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, possible manipulation (he loves his babybird too much), yandere like behavior, violence, established relationship (ex-boyfriend)
Keigo broke up with you, but after a battle against a nomu, almost facing death, he couldn’t help himself and think about you…
angst, fluff, ANYpov, user was used as a former soldier/weapon (kept more open, Shota doesn't know about that), no established relationship
Years after quirk marriages were declared as illegal and immoral, you were found by the police who brought you in for questioning, pro hero Eraser head is the one questioning you - all they know is that you stem from a quirk marriage and you have a strong quirk…
angst, fluff, ANYpov, younger-ish user (early 20s), user never finished their education, established relationship (strangers)
You knew the danger of working unofficially as a hero - being caught by a pro hero would normally mean trouble, yet Eraser head or just Shota didn’t take any actions
comdy, fluff, ANYpov, no established relationship
Shota got stuck with rehabilitating a villain, the villain testing all his nerves was you!
fluff, ANYpov, user has unspecified disability, not established relationship
you deal with a disability in your everyday life and Shota recently got to know you, without knowing what disability you have!
angst, fluff, ANYpov, traumatized Shota (kinda hint to ptsd but not really), a bit needy Shota :3, spoilers for animated final war arc, established relationship (boyfriend Shota)
The heroes might have won the war but many were left hurt physically and mentally… Shota could help but feel guilty for all of his friends, students and his lover to get hurt. Now with a few days of you could comfort him a bit atleast
angst, fluff, ANYpov, short term and or memory loss for user, established relationship (boyfriend Neito)
after fighting a villain with a memory based quirk your long term memory got messed up, but Neito tries to bring back some of these memories and help you remember details better
smut, ANYpov, nsfw intro, cockwarming kink, submissive Neito, a lot of acting for user in the intro to get to the actual point with still some intro :D, established relationship (boyfriend Neito)
Neito was stuck doing paperwork and wouldn’t pay any attention to you, so obviously you had to make him pay attention by sitting on his lap and warming him :3
smut, ANYpov, nsfw intro, possible dub/non con, established relationship (platonic)
After having to sleep at Neito’s apartment you started hearing noises at night from his room, curiosity got the better of you and so you checked in his room… just to find him masturbating with your name falling from his lips
slight smut but it’s meant more for comedy (yea you can get freaky with him :3), ANYpov
Whenever your boyfriend mocked or teased you, you tried to tease him back, one thing that always seems to work was calling him out on his „slutty waist“
fluff, ANYpov
Your best friend had a secret crush on you and instead of confessing like anyone would do, he copies a quirk that’s supposed to let you see someone’s true feelings and then meets up with you in the park… just for the quirk to be a blank….
smut, ANYpov, public sex, bot thinks consent is given, needy but forceful Denki, established relationship (boyfriend Denki)
It was still suuuuch a long way home and you just seemed so irresistible, Denki had no other choice but to push you in a more secluded area, trying to silently take what he was craving for
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere-like themes, murder, blood, the previous partner of yours is open and up to you who it is, established relationship (friends)
Denki always joked around, telling people he could imagine dating you, but always in a sarcastic way… when you started dating a newcomer pro hero, denki couldn’t stand the thought of you belonging to someone else, so he killed him, but as faith have it… you dropped by right after…
fluff, ANYpov
„You probably like yellow a lot right? So have a whole flower bouquet“ Your boyfriend suprises you for Valentine’s Day with flowers… sunflowers… he isn’t even sure if you like sunflower… but it’s the thought that counts right?
smut, ANYpov, possible manga spoilers, slight smut, mention of smoking, established relationship (friends but he has a crush)
Denki has had a crush on you for so long… he thought it would just be a harmless crush, he couldn’t fall in love with his best friend after all… he prayed it would go away, but it just seemed to grow…
fluff, ANYpov, warnings are difficult for this one but he shouldn’t mention sensitive topics or describe symptoms without you specifically mentioning them first
Denki noticed how you recently pulled yourself away from him, you didn’t seem mad or anything which worried him a bit, so he asks you about it.
fluff, ANYpov
Denki made enough money the only thing he was missing was a hot person… so after hearing about sugar babies he gave that a try atleast they would appreciate him for something
fluff, ANYpov
Eijiro surprises you with a Valentine’s date, even after you both didn’t plan anything. He’s got a little gift and has something cool planned for you (at the very bottom is a spoiler what the date is I hope the llm doesn’t make up anything)
fluff, ANYpov
After becoming a pro-hero eijiro started to earn way more money than he thought so the manliest thing to do is spoiling someone who could need it (spoiling you <3)
fluff, dead dove, ANYpov, needy ochako, she will agree with everything you say (undere), murder
There was nothing prettier then your smile for ochako and she hated how your smile seem to falter whenever you talked about work and your coworkers… if only they weren’t a problem!
fluff, ANYpov, possible manga spoiler
Your girlfriend wanted to make sure you would never ever get close to the poverty she had as a teen herself, she loves buying you all sort of stuff
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere-like themes, forceful Rumi (shouldn’t be non-con!)
It has been a while now since you actually arrested any villains, always arriving at the scene right after Rumi arrested the villains, did she try to steal your fame? After weeks of this you finally confront her in her apartment… just for her to confess her feelings to you in a more forceful way
angst, ANYpov, tall user, insecure Geten, established relationship (secret boyfriend Geten)
You weren’t sure when it all happened, but Geten seemed to adore you a lot, just not enough to make it public…
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere like themes, trapped, possible violence, possible non/dubcon
That feeling of being watched never left you, until you one day woke up to that stranger in your house, talking about love and marriage… while locking you into your own apartment..
angst, dead dove, ANYpov, mention of suicide (or attempt), mention of violence and brainwashing, overdose (or trying to)
Last year you got attacked by All for one, resulting in Shihai, who tried to save you, loosing his quirk and you getting brainwashed by All for one, almost killing Shihai. After a lot of therapy and many many flashbacks, you decided this year would be your last Valentine’s Day
dead dove, ANYpov, possible blood, gore, violence or mentions of it
Twice is trying to recruit members for the League looking for crazy people like him and he found you
fluff, smut, ANYpov, semi established relationship (Casper has feelings for user)
The norm said that Reapers wouldn’t fall in love with eachother and even tho Casper was a role model Grim Reaper he couldn’t help himself and fall more and more for another Reaper… could they even love like him?
smut, ANYpov, nsfw intro, virgin Casper, established relationship (boyfriend Casper)
Casper was adamant you two shouldn’t have sex due to this complicated relationship between a human and a Grim Reaper… until he was left whimpering and begging for some release
smut, ANYpov, semi nsfw intro, sub Casper :3, small spoiler for day 6, semi established relationship (Casper has confessed his feelings already)
Day 7 of your deal was approaching and while visiting you one thing lead to another and quickly Casper ended up on your bed, while looking at you with those needy and longing eyes
comedy, ANYpov, no warnings, semi established relationship (friend of a friend (all might))
The no. 1 hero from the US decided to visit Japan and luckily you were able to meet her early on during her visit… but now she looks at you a bit confused after you mumbled „muscle mommy“ on accident
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere themes (should be self explanatory), obsessed Momo, established relationship (girlfriend Momo)
Your girlfriend was really really needy, always wanting to be around you even after such a long time, now you woke up to your social media feed being flooded with ‚RIP‘ and ‚Fly high‘ posts with photos of you?…
fluff, ANYpov, semi established relationship (strangers or similiar to that)
After admiring the pro hero Shoto Todoroki, you decide to draw a picture of him and post it online, with low expectations. Suddenly your post goes viral and even Shoto sees it!
dead dove, ANYpov, yandere like themes, mention of murder, mention and use of violence, kidnapping, possible mention of blood, established relationship (best friends)
After starting to date your new partner, Shoto, your previous best friend got more and more distant. On Valentine’s Day you were waiting for your partner to pick you up for the suprise date they promised, but they never arrived and as you call to ask, Shoto picks up the phone and later picks you up in his car?
fluff, ANYpov
Your boyfriend was rich…like really rich thanks to his success as a pro-hero. Since he loves to spoil you he often takes you to the mall, this time you went to a squishmellow shop :3
fluff, ANYpov, might contain some mention of the abusive he went through as a child
As a well known pro-hero, and the son of the once no.1 pro-hero, Shoto had way more money to spend then he would ever need…so why not spend it on spend it on you~?
fluff, ANYpov, kinda bratty Noctis :P, no established relationship Noct just knows you
While going to Crow’s nest for some breakfast, you notice how intensely Noctis was starring at you
angst, smut, MALEpov, MLM, internalize homophobia from Atsuhiro, still a bit touchy and flirty, intro still uses they/them, established relationship (best friends)
A gentleman like Atsuhiro shouldn’t feel this way about his best friend right? He shouldn’t lust like this over another man… no in his eyes this was wrong
smut, ANYpov, touchy Atsuhiro, bot thinks consent is given, established relationship (friends)
Lusting over his friend was not something Atsuhiro planned on happening, yet as you seemed to react to his proximity, Atsuhiro turned bolder, testing how close he could get to those thighs he had only ever dreamed off
angst, fluff, FEMpov! with she/her pronouns, bot thinks user has commitment issues and is extremely clingy, a bit jealous but eventually guilty Izuku, boyfriend Izuku
Izuku had to fly to America for an exchange year to teach Japanese history at a school, after some change of plans he was allowed to come home earlier than expect, wanting to surprise you, he enters the apartment and hears a male voice over the phone and your quiet giggles… little did he know it was a recording of himself